I remember before Rowan was born, thinking I’d have these elaborate Pinterest worthy, uniquely themed birthday parties for him. None of those hideous tv or movie character themed birthdays. No, not my child. And here we are, 5 years later, cutting hotdogs into octopuses, blowing up balloons adorned with SpongeBobs face, and eating White Castle burgers disguised as Krabby Patties. Joke’s on me.